Reasons to Run: #25
Because my butt’s not getting any smaller.
Reasons to Run: #12
Because I can
Reasons to Walk 60 miles in 3 Days: #1
Because I can help in the fight against breast cancer.
Reasons to Run: #14
No Love-handles.
Reasons to Run: #41
Because only Santa’s belly should shake like a bowl of jelly.
Reasons to Run: #35
So I don’t have to play the ox in the Christmas pageant ever again.
Reasons to Run: #8
So I can eat fruitcake everyday.
Reasons to Run: #22
So I can drink all the eggnog I want.
Reasons to Run: #57
Because swimsuit season is only six months away.
Reasons to Run: #15
Because the pizza shop sent me a holiday card.
Reasons to Run: #11
One word: Thong
